{"id":30521,"date":"2012-12-25T09:16:32","date_gmt":"2012-12-25T16:16:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/?p=30521"},"modified":"2012-12-25T09:16:56","modified_gmt":"2012-12-25T16:16:56","slug":"the-ten-12252012","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/?p=30521","title":{"rendered":"The TEN: 12\/25\/2012"},"content":{"rendered":"
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The TEN<\/p><\/div>\n

(\u201cThe Ten\u201d is not a top ten, but ten items worth being included in The TEN)\u00a0<\/p>\n

1.) Today is former San Gabriel standout Kevin Harris\u2019 27th birthday.<\/p>\n

2.) \u201cMy father worked in profanity the way other artists might work in oils or clay. It was his true medium, a master.\u201d— Ralphie Parker<\/p>\n

3.) On this date in 1776: General George Washington leads his army across the Delaware to attack Hessian forces at Trenton.<\/p>\n

4.) \u201cIt\u2019s Christmas, Theo. It\u2019s the time of miracles.\u201d— Hans Gruber<\/p>\n

5.) The Los Angeles Lakers.<\/p>\n

6.) \u201cI have since heard of people under extreme duress speaking in strange tongues. I became conscious that a steady torrent of obscenities and swearing of all kinds was pouring out of me as I screamed.\u201d— Ralphie Parker<\/p>\n

7.) \u201cClark, that’s the gift that keeps on giving throughout the entire year.\u201d— Cousin Eddie<\/p>\n

8.) \u201cChristmas Ted, what does that mean to you? Do you know what it’s like to fall in the mud and get kicked… in the head… with an iron boot? Of course you don’t, no one does. It never happens. Sorry, Ted, that’s a dumb question… skip that.\u201d— Rex Kramer<\/p>\n

9.) \u201cWhat I don’t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.\u201d— Phyliss Diller<\/p>\n

10.) \u201cChristmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around.\u201d— Bryan White<\/p>\n

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