{"id":34786,"date":"2013-09-29T15:53:35","date_gmt":"2013-09-29T22:53:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/?p=34786"},"modified":"2013-09-29T16:03:23","modified_gmt":"2013-09-29T23:03:23","slug":"lane-kiffin-edition-of-the-ten-9292013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/?p=34786","title":{"rendered":"Lane Kiffin Edition of The TEN: 9\/29\/2013"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_17594\" style=\"width: 490px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><a href=\"http:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/The-TEN.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-17594\" class=\" wp-image-17594 \" alt=\"The TEN\" src=\"http:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/The-TEN.png\" width=\"480\" height=\"480\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-17594\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">The TEN<\/p><\/div>\n<p>(\u201cThe Ten\u201d is not a top ten, but ten items worth being included in The TEN)<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>1.) \u201cSomewhere in hell, Al Davis is laughing!\u201d&#8212;<strong> Steve B.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>2.) \u201cI guess that Tennessee job is sounding pretty good to Lane Kiffin now&#8230;..\u201d&#8212; <strong>Tristan<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>3.) \u201cNo, no. no, no, no, no,no!!!! As a ucla fan I thought he was a great coach.\u201d&#8212; <strong>Jerry<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>4.) \u201cInstant karmas gonna get ya!\u201d&#8212; <strong>XX<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>5.) \u201cNot one to dance on anyone&#8217;s grave, I must make an exception for Lane Kiffin. Now it is time for Pat Haden to hire a real football coach. It is a shame we had to wait until half the house burned down before calling the fire department.\u201d&#8212; <strong>MichaelN<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>6.) \u201cHahaha&#8230;fired upon arrival at LAX, USC folks told the team bus to leave without him, according twitter feeds. Too Funny!\u201d&#8212; <strong>Brian A.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>7.) \u201cThat&#8217;s too bad. He&#8217;s such a nice guy. \/sarcasm off.\u201d&#8212; <strong>Djon<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>8.) \u201cPoster child for The Peter Prinicple. Way overdue and a disgrace for once prominent USC.\u201d&#8212; <strong>Thomas<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>9.) \u201cYou get an idea of just how much Kiffin is disliked and has no support when USC didn&#8217;t even let him stay on the bus ride on the way back to campus after an unprecedented beating. Just &#8216;You can get a taxi from here&#8217; and &#8216;Don&#8217;t bother coming into work tomorrow, we can suck just fine without you&#8217;. Karma is one thing, but this&#8230;this is perfection from on high, like a #$%$-slap from God from three miles up. You screwed over and #$%$ off so many people on your quest for the &#8216;dream job&#8217; and now you are left with nothing&#8230;no job, no prospects beyond assistant coaching at Podunk U. (maybe), no real friends, and a list of enemies longer and better than anything Richard Nixon could come up with. Some may have pity for Kiffin. Not me. He had his chances and now I just want him to disappear into the wind like an over-hyped bad fart.\u201d&#8212; <strong>Fu Manchu<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>10.) \u201cAnybody need a car salesman?\u201d&#8212; <strong>Salad Head<\/strong><\/p>\n<div><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(\u201cThe Ten\u201d is not a top ten, but ten items worth being included in The TEN)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-34786","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-10s"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34786","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=34786"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"http:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34786\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":34788,"href":"http:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/34786\/revisions\/34788"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=34786"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=34786"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=34786"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}