{"id":33598,"date":"2013-08-23T08:15:26","date_gmt":"2013-08-23T15:15:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/?p=33598"},"modified":"2013-08-23T08:18:52","modified_gmt":"2013-08-23T15:18:52","slug":"the-ten-8232013","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/?p=33598","title":{"rendered":"The TEN: 8\/23\/2013"},"content":{"rendered":"
\"The<\/a>

The TEN<\/p><\/div>\n

(“The Ten” is not a top ten, but ten items worth being included in The TEN)<\/p>\n

1.) “Did Time- Warner black out your show too??”—“David Letterman”, on tech problems cancelling Tuesday’s “Mid Valley Sports Show”<\/p>\n

2.) “Rule #1 of taking kids to the movies.—If they can’t shut up…DON’T TAKE THEM!”\u00a0— “Colt74″<\/p>\n

3.) \u201cThe WNBA is marketing its upcoming season with the slogan \u2018Expect Great.\u2019 The phrase replaces their previous tagline of \u2018Expect Great…Seats to Be Available.\u2019”<\/p>\n

—Steve Hoffstetter, National Lampoon<\/p>\n

4.) “It has been such an exciting, enjoyable, wonderful season – the big crowds in the ballpark, everybody is talking about the ballclub, and I really respect, admire and love the management – so everything just fell into place.”—Vin Scully on returning to the Dodgers in 2014<\/p>\n

5.) “Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.”—Kate Moss, supermodel<\/p>\n

6.) “I was asked what do I Think of Braun’s apology-IT SUCKS-typical PR statement where he rehearsed it a thousand times with his ppl (people).”–Dick Vitale via Twitter<\/p>\n

7.) Whittier Christian at El Monte tonight 5:15.<\/p>\n

8.) On this day in 1989, as punishment for betting on baseball, Cincinnati Reds manager Pete Rose accepts a settlement that includes a lifetime ban from the game by Commissioner A. Bartlett Giamatti.<\/p>\n

9.) “I DON’T CARE HOW MUCH MONEY’S ON THE TABLE … NOBODY’S CUTTING ME!”—Dodger reliever Brian Wilson on keeping his trademark beard. He threw a scoreless inning on Thursday against the Miami Marlins.<\/p>\n

10.) “Since the (mechanical) change, I’ve been executing better and I’ve been throwing harder with a better changeup than at any time in my career.”—Dodger starter Zack Greinke, who is 9-1 with a 2.14 ERA in 12 starts since making the adjustment suggested to him by pitching coach Rick Honeycutt.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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