{"id":37,"date":"2009-01-24T18:36:00","date_gmt":"2009-01-25T01:36:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.j2custodio.com\/midvally\/?p=37"},"modified":"2009-02-20T22:58:50","modified_gmt":"2009-02-21T05:58:50","slug":"great-matt-koffler-quote","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/?p=37","title":{"rendered":"Great Matt Koffler Quote"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Friday night as Rosemead was finishing up a 57-44 victory over Arroyo at home, I slipped under the rope to take a picture and Matt Koffler was talking with Lady Knights basketball coach Mike Gorball.<\/div>\n
Hellos, what’s ups, ensued.<\/div>\n

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One of them asked who was up for the Temple City job and I said I didn’t know. Then Koffler uncorked this beauty (and for the prep swearing police currently big brothering all football coaches, Koffler did pastel over the expletives—for the really smart—he used the word: “blank”)<\/div>\n

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“Man, I don’t get it. Mooney and Backus leave Temple City and everybody is sorry, they want them back, and they are great guys…The minute I left for Artesia it was all; ‘Koffler you mother blanking…He’s a no good blanking…You’re a son of a…”<\/strong><\/div>\n

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I thought about it for a moment and then a whole lot more on the way home and realized how true it was (And split a gut laughing). Have you noticed besides lining Koffler up for every job from UCLA OC to Obama’s VP, the message boards always seem to light up with this guy: ‘He can’t coach’ or ‘He doesn’t know what he’s doing’ or (fill in which Sumler brother) “Sumler is going to split because of Koffler…”<\/div>\n
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In fact Koffler is to message board gossip what Sarah Palin was to Tina Fey’s career in 2008<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Friday night as Rosemead was finishing up a 57-44 victory over Arroyo at home, I slipped under the rope to take a picture and Matt Koffler was talking with Lady Knights basketball coach Mike Gorball. Hellos, what’s ups, ensued. One of them asked who was up for the Temple City job and I said I […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-37","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-high-school-sports"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=37"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":123,"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/37\/revisions\/123"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=37"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=37"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=37"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}