By Joe Torosian<\/p>\n
Good Morning!<\/p>\n
Joe Torosian: I knew the Dodgers were going to hit the skids…And I was working on a story about \u201cBad Manny\u201d turning into \u201cApple Pie Manny\u201d. (Bill Plaschke likes this)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Joe Torre: Has started a food fight with Manny Ramirez and hit him with a cream pie.\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Brett Favre: Anybody want to know what I\u2019m doing today?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n ESPN: Tell us!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n NFL Channel: Anything you do is interesting Brett!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n ESPN: Can we shine your shoes while waiting for you to tell us?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n John Scanlan: I feel I should get a refund for having to pay full price to see Juan Pierre in left.<\/span><\/p>\n Jude Oliva: I\u2019m with you on that one John.<\/span><\/p>\n Duane Barker: Loney needs to start driving the ball.<\/span><\/p>\n Scanwife: Get a life John.<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Kevin Malone Picks His Five Favorite Dodgers of All Time<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n (\u201cI started thinking about it, and these were my favorites.\u201d)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n Kevin Brown, Kevin Brown, Kevin Brown, Kevin Brown, Kevin Brown<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Barry Bonds: Has sent a round of beers to Alex Rodriguez and Manny Ramirez<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Manny Ramirez: Las Vegas Baby!<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n (Andy Villanueva likes this)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Tim Peterson Wrote On His Wall<\/span><\/p>\n \u201cI\u2019ve always been an Angels fan\u201d<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Joe Torosian Wrote On Tim Peterson\u2019s Wall<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n \u201cScumbag!\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Bob Melvin: I need a job.<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Andrew Bynum Lists His Most Favorite Things In Life<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n (\u201cThis wasn\u2019t easy\u201d)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n 1.) The Playboy Mansion 2.) Dating Famous Hotties 3.) Hanging out with friends 4.) Spending money 5.) Playing basketball<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Manny Ramirez: Has hit Joe Torre with an egg in their food fight.<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Bud Selig Took The Past Lives Test<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n (\u201cThis surprised me, but oh well\u201d)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n Bud is Neville Chamberlain<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n (Satan likes this)<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Joe Biden sent Barack Obama a poke<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Andy Villanueva Wrote On Tim Peterson\u2019s Wall<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n \u201cIt\u2019s okay Tim, you\u2019re going to love the Angels. We have a rich history of Gene Mauch and late season collapses.\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Matt Kemp: I\u2019m sick of striking out.<\/span><\/p>\n Don Mattingly: Then open your eyes when you swing.<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n J<\/strong>uan Pierre: I\u2019m starting a new weightlifting program.<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Derek Fisher: It was an accident!<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Satan Wrote On Tim Peterson\u2019s Wall<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n \u201cSucker!\u201d<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Joe Torre: Has hit Manny Ramirez with a bucket of urine<\/span><\/p>\n \u00a0<\/p>\n Bill Plaschke: Hey Joe any openings over at The Mid?<\/strong><\/span><\/p>\n By Joe Torosian Good Morning!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-937","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fanview"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/937","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=937"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/937\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":940,"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/937\/revisions\/940"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=937"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=937"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=937"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
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