{"id":968,"date":"2009-05-12T07:03:55","date_gmt":"2009-05-12T14:03:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/?p=968"},"modified":"2009-05-12T08:50:04","modified_gmt":"2009-05-12T15:50:04","slug":"fanview-lite-may-12-2009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/?p=968","title":{"rendered":"Fanview Lite: May 12, 2009"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>By Joe Torosian<\/p>\n<p>Good Morning!<!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Today would be a great day, after reading this, to enjoy Fanview in high definition by clicking on <a href=\"http:\/\/www.midvalleynewsonline.com\"><span>www.midvalleynewsonline.com<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p>It may have been done before but last night watching Denver and Dallas go at it I was thinking if you cross Larry Bird with Lurch, you get a Dirk Nowitzki&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>And if you cross something bad, with something stupid, you get obnoxious&#8230;Aka: Mark Cuban&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The Illustrated Cavalier Delonte West strikes me as unhappy. If you think I\u2019m being judgmental that\u2019s okay because I am.<\/p>\n<p>Remember, way back, when someone had a tattoo they were very rich, owned an island full of fantasy, and liked having a little dude walking around? Or, they were tough guys in a biker gang or Marines.<\/p>\n<p>You were always leery of those guys&#8230;they could go off any second. People that are tatted now like to consider it body art&#8230;they are making statements to the world with the ink encryptions on their skin&#8230;sorry artists don\u2019t intimidate me the way bikers and Marines do.<\/p>\n<p>Mr. West strikes me, like many others, as a poser&#8230;put that in your pipe and smoke it&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The Nationals Ryan Zimmerman hit in his 29th straight last night&#8230; The South El Monte Lady Eagles hope to extend their Mission Valley League winning streak to 29 against Arroyo on Wednesday&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Manny Ramirez did what he did, what is all of this business about him apologizing? What, are we all clients of Stuart Smalley?<\/p>\n<p>If he wants to do some PSA\u2019s for kids&#8230;beautiful&#8230;but if he wants to make it up to his teammates all he needs to do is comeback in shape and swing the bat as if he was Roy Hobbs&#8230;(Hobbs batted right in the book)&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Are Matt Kemp, Andre Ethier, James Loney, Russ Martin and crew really holding out for an apology? Do they really feel they need one?<\/p>\n<p>Loney is looking so pathetic at the plate these days a lazy fly to left looks fantastic compared to his soft pops to third&#8230;Maybe Loney needs the testosterone and something more than a pink bat.<\/p>\n<p>Oops, sorry, that\u2019s not PC&#8230; but I\u2019m gonna say it from the helmets, to the hats, to the bats and wristbands, the pink stuff is overdone. In an effort to raise awareness, they trivialize&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>They should just go back to a ribbon, because honestly&#8230;Who! Who will refuse to wear the ribbon!<\/p>\n<p>Fanview Lite appears Monday thru Saturday here at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.midvalleysports.com\"><span>www.midvalleysports.com<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Fanview, the award winning, high definition, version, appears every Tuesday at <span><a href=\"http:\/\/www.midvalleynewsonline.com\">www.midvalleynewsonline.com<\/a><\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Joe Torosian Good Morning!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-968","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fanview"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/968","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=968"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/968\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":977,"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/968\/revisions\/977"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=968"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=968"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/midvalleysports.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=968"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}