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FanView: 4/1/2026
By Joe Torosian Kick it! Truth or April Fools? I was once offered the job of quarterbacks coach at Glenn High School. “Forty Days & Forty Nights”…is the title for Luca Doncic’s biography.
FanView: 3/31/2026
By Joe Torosian Kick it! We’re going to talk about this because I didn’t have to be Nostradamus to figure out the response. What’s the subject? “Glorious conformity, the delight and ultimate pleasure of our unified society.”—TZ
FanView: 3/30/2026
By Joe Torosian Kick it! I always thought the worst “L” in history happened to the dude at the end of “The Last American Virgin,” but that was before I saw the last ten seconds of UConn-Duke.
Athletics Notes: Blue Jays Series
By Tim Byrnes I had about 2/3 of today’s column written before Sunday’s 5-2 loss to Toronto, but after the game, I think I need an intervention AND a revision. This was one of the ugliest series at the plate that I have ever witnessed. So how bad? Swept!
FanView: 3/27/2026
By Joe Torosian Kick it! Note to Media: Stop trying to make “Qlo” happen… It’s not going to happen. I really wanted to come on and write about how the Dodgers are winless since selling what remained of their soul to Satan…but…all I’ve got is the ridiculous Will Ferrell opening.
FanView: 3/26/2026
By Joe Torosian Kick it! Is it just me, or has Barry Bonds had neck reduction surgery? There should be a spring training for fantasy baseball…Fantasy baseball is all about the grind, and you need to be prepared. With Fernando Mendoza coming into the NFL, it may be time to rethink “The Mendoza Line.”
FanView: 3/25/2026
By Joe Torosian Kick it! My first wire-to-wire baseball season was in 1974. Because, to that point, I had only played baseball in the street, at school, or in the park…I thought the guy who always caught the ball at first base was the greatest player ever.
FanView: 3/24/2026
By Joe Torosian Kick it! Who is hated more than Jerry Tarkanian by the corrupt NCAA? It is a dude that deserves a statue.
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