Category Archives: Fanview
FanView: 4/7/2026
Kick it! The only thing missing from last night’s national championship game was skates and Jonathan E….that was a physical contest. Bodies were hitting the floor, players were going down, I kept waiting for Bill Rafferty to shout over the air, “Game? This wasn’t meant to be a game!” Hardly pretty, little aesthetic charm, but […]
FanView: 4/6/2026
By Joe Torosian Kick it! How fast has the narrative changed for the Rams this offseason? Here’s a transcript from “The Exorcist” reboot. Mother: “I thought you were supposed to be some kind of expert?” Priest: “There are no experts. Your daughter doesn’t claim to be a demon, but Puka Nacua himself.”
FanView: 4/3/2026
By Joe Torosian Kick it! The Oklahoma City Thunder either told the Los Angeles Lakers, ‘Run along back to Camp Snoopy, kids—this is where the big boys play.’ Or, they said… ‘Go home and get your blanking shine box!’ Choose your metaphor.
FanView: 4/2/2026
By Joe Torosian Kick it! On this date in 1979, Rams owner Carroll Rosenbloom decided to go swimming—alone…and the Los Angeles Rams 1.0 began their inevitable journey to St. Louis.
FanView: 4/1/2026
By Joe Torosian Kick it! Truth or April Fools? I was once offered the job of quarterbacks coach at Glenn High School. “Forty Days & Forty Nights”…is the title for Luca Doncic’s biography.
FanView: 3/31/2026
By Joe Torosian Kick it! We’re going to talk about this because I didn’t have to be Nostradamus to figure out the response. What’s the subject? “Glorious conformity, the delight and ultimate pleasure of our unified society.”—TZ
FanView: 3/30/2026
By Joe Torosian Kick it! I always thought the worst “L” in history happened to the dude at the end of “The Last American Virgin,” but that was before I saw the last ten seconds of UConn-Duke.
FanView: 3/27/2026
By Joe Torosian Kick it! Note to Media: Stop trying to make “Qlo” happen… It’s not going to happen. I really wanted to come on and write about how the Dodgers are winless since selling what remained of their soul to Satan…but…all I’ve got is the ridiculous Will Ferrell opening.
FanView: 3/26/2026
By Joe Torosian Kick it! Is it just me, or has Barry Bonds had neck reduction surgery? There should be a spring training for fantasy baseball…Fantasy baseball is all about the grind, and you need to be prepared. With Fernando Mendoza coming into the NFL, it may be time to rethink “The Mendoza Line.”
FanView: 3/25/2026
By Joe Torosian Kick it! My first wire-to-wire baseball season was in 1974. Because, to that point, I had only played baseball in the street, at school, or in the park…I thought the guy who always caught the ball at first base was the greatest player ever.
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