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Fanview: August 23, 2016

By Joe Torosian “If Relationship George walks through this door, he will kill Independent George. A George divided against itself cannot stand!”—George Costanza Kick it! Right off the Top: The saying of “Loud Mouth Soup” refers to alcohol, but by and large beer.

Fanview: August 20, 2016

By Joe Torosian “Hey, y’all, prepare yourself for the rubberband man You’ve never heard a sound Like the rubberband man You’re bound to lose control When the rubberband starts to jam.”—The Spinners Kick it! Right off the Top: What I miss most about getting older is playing ball. Right now, I d settle for scoring […]

Fanview: August 18, 2016

By Joe Torosian “There’s nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you’re insightful about it.”—Dennis Miller Kick it! Right off the Top: I always tell people to take the high road…that way there’s more room for me on the low road.

Fanview: August 16, 2016

By Joe Torosian “When nothing is owed or deserved or expected And your life doesn’t change by the man that’s elected If you’re loved by someone, you’re never rejected Decide what to be and go be it”–The Avett Brothers Kick it!

Ramirez Back With Red Sox

Great to see Alhambra alum Noe Ramirez get called up again by the Boston RedSox.

Fanview: June 1, 2016

By Joe Torosian “So I looked at the scenery She read her magazine And the moon rose over an open field.” —Paul Simon Kick it! Right off the Top: Never thought I’d say this, but getting old isn’t so bad.

Keppel Names Tuttle…Officially

After weeks of speculation, Mark Keppel officially named John Tuttle as its head football coach.

Fanview: May 18, 2016

By Joe Torosian “We zip in, we pick ’em up, we zip right out again. We’re not going to Moscow. It’s Czechoslovakia. It’s like going into Wisconsin.” —John Winger Kick it! Right off the Top: Odor belting Bautista was the best punch I’ve seen thrown since Mike Tyson knocked out Alan Garner in the Villa […]

Fanview: May 5, 2016

By Joe Torosian “It was a “Jump to Conclusions” mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor… and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.” —Tom Smykowski Kick it! Right off the Top: “Wasn’t he cleared?”—MVS commenter “Anonymous”

Fanview: April 28, 2016

By Joe Torosian “Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you’re not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, ‘Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?’” —Peter Gibbons Kick it! Right off the Top: I’m a snob.