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Fanview: July 16, 2014

“Occasionally, I’ll hit somebody with my car. So sue me.”—Michael Scott Kick it! Oh, I’ve always been a Rodrigo Sanchez fan!

Fanview: July 15, 2014

“You know what they say. ‘Fool me once, strike one, but fool me twice…strike three.”—Michael Scott Kick it!

Fanview: June 26, 2014

“And now, on with the opera. Let joy be unconfined. Let there be dancing in the streets, drinking in the saloons, and necking in the parlor.”—Otis B. Driftwood Kick it!

Fanview: June 25, 2014

“Living with your folks, living with your folks the beginning of the end. Drab, dead yesterdays shutting out beautiful tomorrows. Hideous, stumbling footsteps creaking along the misty corridors of time…”—Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding Kick it!

Fanview: June 17, 2014

“A party. I came here for a party. And what happened? Nothing. Not even ice cream.”—Captain Jeffrey T. Spaulding Kick it!

Fanview: June 12, 2014

“I think you’re the most beautiful woman in the whole world.”—Ronald Kornblow “Do you really?”—Beatrice “No, but I don’t mind lying if it’ll get me somewhere.”—Kornblow Kick it!

Fanview: June 10, 2014

“I want to register a complaint…You know who I caught sneaking into my stateroom at three in the morning? Nobody and that’s my complaint.”—Groucho Kick it!

Fanview: June 5, 2014

“Party? You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I’m hot under the collar. In fact a more poisonous barbecue I’ve never attended.”—Groucho Kick it! Oh, I’ve always been a hockey fan.

Fanview: June 3, 2014

“One of them goes around with a black mustache.”—Captain Corcoran “So do I; if I had my choice, I’d go around with a little blonde.”—Groucho Kick it!

Fanview: May 29, 2014

“And so my friends we’ll say goodnight For time has claimed its prize…”—Styx Kick it! “No Stovall has not transferred to Salesian,” said Paraclete HC Norm Dahlia about the rumors buzzing around Melquise Stovall transferring to Salesian.