Category Archives: Fanview

FanView: 4/1/2026

Written by jtorosian on April 1, 2026 — 5 Comments

  By Joe Torosian Kick it! Truth or April Fools? I was once offered the job of quarterbacks coach at Glenn High School. “Forty Days & Forty Nights”…is the title for Luca Doncic’s biography.

FanView: 3/31/2026

Written by jtorosian on March 31, 2026 — 4 Comments

By Joe Torosian Kick it! We’re going to talk about this because I didn’t have to be Nostradamus to figure out the response. What’s the subject? “Glorious conformity, the delight and ultimate pleasure of our unified society.”—TZ

FanView: 3/30/2026

Written by jtorosian on March 30, 2026 — Leave a Comment

By Joe Torosian Kick it! I always thought the worst “L” in history happened to the dude at the end of “The Last American Virgin,” but that was before I saw the last ten seconds of UConn-Duke.

FanView: 3/27/2026

Written by jtorosian on March 27, 2026 — Leave a Comment

By Joe Torosian Kick it! Note to Media: Stop trying to make “Qlo” happen… It’s not going to happen. I really wanted to come on and write about how the Dodgers are winless since selling what remained of their soul to Satan…but…all I’ve got is the ridiculous Will Ferrell opening.

FanView: 3/26/2026

Written by jtorosian on March 26, 2026 — 1 Comment

By Joe Torosian Kick it! Is it just me, or has Barry Bonds had neck reduction surgery? There should be a spring training for fantasy baseball…Fantasy baseball is all about the grind, and you need to be prepared. With Fernando Mendoza coming into the NFL, it may be time to rethink “The Mendoza Line.”

FanView: 3/25/2026

Written by jtorosian on March 25, 2026 — 1 Comment

By Joe Torosian Kick it! My first wire-to-wire baseball season was in 1974. Because, to that point, I had only played baseball in the street, at school, or in the park…I thought the guy who always caught the ball at first base was the greatest player ever.

FanView: 3/24/2026

Written by jtorosian on March 24, 2026 — 1 Comment

By Joe Torosian Kick it! Who is hated more than Jerry Tarkanian by the corrupt NCAA? It is a dude that deserves a statue.

FanView: 3/23/2026

Written by jtorosian on March 23, 2026 — 1 Comment

By Joe Torosian Kick it! The Florida players left the court on Sunday, and their fans asked them, “Was it hell? “… “No,” they said. “It was Iowa.” The last time Virginia looked as bad at the end of a contest was on the third day at Gettysburg…(Yeah, I could have said Chaminade, but it […]

FanView: 3/20/2026

Written by jtorosian on March 20, 2026 — 2 Comments

By Joe Torosian Kick it! Like a werewolf drinking a pina colada at Trader Vic’s…my hair and brackets remain perfect. Watching the tournament, I realize I’ve spent a lot of years rooting for Gonzaga. Now, I’m not anti-Gonzaga, I’m still pro-Gonzaga…but after all these years, who’s got the energy?

FanView: 3/19/2026

Written by jtorosian on March 19, 2026 — Leave a Comment

By Joe Torosian Kick it! The one time in my youth I arranged to watch the NCAA Tourney from sun-up to sundown…it was great. But at the end of the day, I felt sick inside, because I never went outside. …And there was no one to call–everyone was at work. Social media was called the […]