The TEN
(“The TEN” is not a top ten but ten items worth being included in “The TEN”)
1.) “McDonald’s announced some changes to its food to improve its taste, which include toasting its buns for an extra five seconds. Pretty sure that’s not the first time that McDonald’s workers have employed the 5 Second Rule.”—Jimmy Fallon
2.) In seven seasons Azusa HC Joe Scherf has gone 42-3 in Montview play, 60-21 overall.
3.) The New York Mets lead the National League East.
4.) Muir football opens its 2015 season with Salesian, Cathedral, and Hart.
5.) “I didn’t see anything different. I’s not like we didn’t hit him tonight. We just couldn’t get anything going.”—Dodgers catcher Yasmani Grandal on Cardinals pitcher Michael Wacha’s seven inning, seven hit, performance on Thursday night. Cards won, 7-1.
6.) After 67 years “Billy’s Delicatessen” in Glendale closed yesterday.
7.) ”We love him. Great deep ball, he puts it on the money every time.’He can throw every pass in the book.”—St. Louis/Los Angeles Rams WR Kenny Britt on new quarterback Nick Foles.
8.) Josh Speakes.
9.) “I know all the baseball fanatics wont like this but i would put baseball in the same category as golf. Both take skill to play but do not require you to be athletic…it does help to be athletic but not a requirement. Baseball doesn’t require a lot of physical assertion either… I mean they play double headers all the time. can you imagine the nba or the nfl having teams play double headers? It doesn’t happen because they would kill the players. Baseball has players chewing tobacco DURING THE GAME HAHAHAHA. i’VE NEVER SEEN LEBRON JAMES CHEWING TOBACCO AS HE’S RUNNING DOWN THE COURT. That’s why they call it the national pass time…you just sit there and watch time pass. JUST MY OPINION.”—MVS commenter “just my opinion”
10.) “Bolts gagged it!”—Dennis Miller
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