Fanview Lite: May 28, 2009

By Joe Torosian

Good Morning!

T-Minus-31 until Manny Ramirez returns to Dodgers lineup

My good friend Juan Pierre: .404, 20 RBIs, .469 OBP, .544 SLG, 1.013 OPS…Scanlan’s so frustrated he’s growing hair…

Torii Hunter! Even anti-Angel fans have to acknowledge this guy.

Hey! Lamar Odom broke a sweat!

I thought I was going to see the NBA Western Conference Finals last night, I didn’t know it was going to be the NBA Officials Conference Finals.

Its not that they called too many on one particular team, its just that they called too many and weren’t consistent. It literally was “…No blood, no foul, no ambulance!”

Then at other times they seemed to blow the whistle for bad breath…

Why was Carmelo Anthony on the bench for so long in the fourth quarter?

Considering his youth when he came into the league, and no college experience LeBron James handles himself well in front of the camera. Dealing with his team, he answers tougher questions than Presidential press secretary Robert Gibbs…How would you like to talk about Mo Williams and Delonte West every night?

Mission Valley League football prediction: Third place is a three team race, and two of them aren’t Rosemead and Arroyo.

Barcelona beat Man U 2-0,…Now get all excited and go to a yawning festival

Is anybody more played out than Terrell Owens?

Sacred Heart of Jesus, Desert Mirage, Ramona Convent…Can CIF let the SEM Lady Eagles play at least one team with name recognition? Still they are dominating…

Okay, so nobody wants to talk South Pasadena football…

Scoop of the Century: An allegation has surfaced against new Kentucky basketball coach John Calipari concerning academic fraud…I never dreamed Calipari could be involved in something shady. Not this guy…

Yeah…and Andy Villathedevil actually met a pastrami he didn’t like…

At least when Eddie Sutton was there it was just envelopes stuffed with cash accidently falling open…

Go Denver!

Even Fran Tarkenton doesn’t want Brett Favre playing for the Minnesota Vikings…and If there is anyone I ever wished gastro-intestinal-distress upon its Fran Tarkenton…

I think it’s great Alhambra’s Mitchell Crockom got the New Mexico State offer, I remember when I was offered New Mexico…

“Joe you want to go to New Mexico?”

“Yeah!”

Then my mom and sister tossed me in the back seat of a ’72 Pinto and rolled me down I 40 with no air conditioning…nothing about the trip was remotely human!

Stay thirsty my friends…

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