The TEN
(“The TEN” is not a top ten but ten items worth being included in “The TEN”)
1.) “Do you have a baseball question?”—Dodgers pitcher Clayton Kershaw to a reporter after Thursday’s victory over the Arizona Diamondbacks
2.) “The Titans of Pioneer scheduled lower than anyone thought possible, and have thus arrived at a bargain-basement 5-0 record. This is the moment in which the team’s fortunes will suddenly reverse in the face of real competition, AKA league play.”—MVS commenter “Time for Reckoning”
3.) “I knew the Pope was big but “knocking Yogi off the front page of the Post big”? Wow! Rest in Peace, Yogi.”—Dennis Miller
4.) Valley Christian quarterback Jesse Smith has completed 65% of his passes and thrown 12 touchdown passes through four games this season.
5.) “That’s the loudest manure chant I have ever heard.”— NBC announcer Al Michaels during the Patriots-Ravens game in 2011.
6.) Cathedral quarterback Andrew Tovar has completed 69% of his passes and thrown for 14 touchdowns (zero interceptions) through three games this season
7.) Former Buffalo Brave/Laker/NBA star Bob McAdoo who turns 64.
8.) Viewpoint’s Zach Chulak and Sierra Canyon’s Niko Harris lead the Mid-Valley Division with 14 touchdown passes. San Marino’s Carson Glazier is completing 81% of his passes and thrown for 18 touchdowns (zero interceptions) to lead the Central.
9.) “It’s real ugly, man. I have to say that, I watched them in the playoffs. They don’t even know how to run the fast break. You know, I’m not trying to sit on the sidelines and throw stones at Coach Alford. He has a tough job. But people used to learn how to play the game at UCLA. I don’t think that’s happening now, and I think that’s a real disappointment to those of us who are part of the tradition.”—Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
10.) Brandon Weeden.
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