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By Joe Torosian

Good Morning!

Joe Torosian: I knew the Dodgers were going to hit the skids…And I was working on a story about “Bad Manny” turning into “Apple Pie Manny”.

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Joe Torre: Has started a food fight with Manny Ramirez and hit him with a cream pie. 

 

Brett Favre: Anybody want to know what I’m doing today?

ESPN: Tell us!

NFL Channel: Anything you do is interesting Brett!

ESPN: Can we shine your shoes while waiting for you to tell us?

 

John Scanlan: I feel I should get a refund for having to pay full price to see Juan Pierre in left.

Jude Oliva: I’m with you on that one John.

Duane Barker: Loney needs to start driving the ball.

Scanwife: Get a life John.

 

Kevin Malone Picks His Five Favorite Dodgers of All Time

(“I started thinking about it, and these were my favorites.”)

Kevin Brown, Kevin Brown, Kevin Brown, Kevin Brown, Kevin Brown

 

Barry Bonds: Has sent a round of beers to Alex Rodriguez and Manny Ramirez

 

Manny Ramirez: Las Vegas Baby!

(Andy Villanueva likes this)

 

Tim Peterson Wrote On His Wall

“I’ve always been an Angels fan”

 

Joe Torosian Wrote On Tim Peterson’s Wall

“Scumbag!”

 

Bob Melvin: I need a job.

 

Andrew Bynum Lists His Most Favorite Things In Life

(“This wasn’t easy”)

1.) The Playboy Mansion 2.) Dating Famous Hotties 3.) Hanging out with friends 4.) Spending money 5.) Playing basketball

 

Manny Ramirez: Has hit Joe Torre with an egg in their food fight.

 

Bud Selig Took The Past Lives Test

(“This surprised me, but oh well”)

Bud is Neville Chamberlain

(Satan likes this)

 

Joe Biden sent Barack Obama a poke

 

Andy Villanueva Wrote On Tim Peterson’s Wall

“It’s okay Tim, you’re going to love the Angels. We have a rich history of Gene Mauch and late season collapses.”

 

Matt Kemp: I’m sick of striking out.

Don Mattingly: Then open your eyes when you swing.

 

Juan Pierre: I’m starting a new weightlifting program.

 

Derek Fisher: It was an accident!

 

Satan Wrote On Tim Peterson’s Wall

“Sucker!”

 

Joe Torre: Has hit Manny Ramirez with a bucket of urine

 

Bill Plaschke: Hey Joe any openings over at The Mid?