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I used to be die-hard USC…die-hard to the point of throwing and breaking things…but after Clay Helton my Trojan spirit was crushed. So I’m not a homer for anybody except Purdue…These are the 14 teams I saw over the weekend, and where I felt like ranking them.

1—Ohio State (1-0): Please, Putin, invade Columbus.
2—Michigan (1-0): I always root for the programs the NCAA hates.
3—LSU (1-0): It wasn’t impressive, but if you win in Death Valley, you’ve won in Death Valley.
4—Miami (1-0): They beat the Irish, that’s good enough for me.
5—Utah (1-0): Meh, they’ll never win the big one.
6—Clemson (0-1): I like Cade Klubnik.
7—Texas (0-1): They’re going to be fine. Will beat Buckeyes in rematch.
8—USC (1-0): Trojans beating Missouri St. is like Trump matching wits with European leaders.
9—Notre Dame (0-1): Four different starting QBs in the last four years.
10—Nebraska (1-0): I hope Patrick Mahomes has hired extra security…Dylan Raiola is creepy.
11—Cincinnati (0-1): I lost interest in the Bearcats after Armon Binss graduated.
12—New Mexico (0-1): Competitive…how big of a check did the Wolverines write them?
13—Missouri St. (0-1): Ranked 13th because I saw UCLA play.
14—UCLA (0-1): All three UCLA fans got together in the first quarter against Tennessee to launch, “FireDeShaunFoster.Com”