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Joe T.

“He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O’Donnell’s house.”—Dennis Miller

Kick it!

Right off the Top: SCOTUS is not a body part. It stands for Supreme Court of the United States. Therefore you can’t tear a SCOTUS. You can’t get kicked in the SCOTUS. You can’t pull a SCOTUS.

Has Britt McHenry finished charm school yet?

The most experienced quarterback returning in the Suburban League this fall is Mayfair’s Isaiah Jackson. I’ve been pro Jackson since he first played as a freshman ten years ago. I still believe he’s ready for a break out year. Under new HC Derek Bedell this is going to be the case. It’s Monsoon season!

I believe, I could be wrong, but Edward Dominguez’s offer from Dixie State might be the highest offer a El Monte quarterback has received since Henry Omana got a ticket to Utah State back in 1980. I welcome a correction.

You got to trust the pros…the people who do it for a living…but I just can’t see Pomona’s move of Darreon Lockett (CIF champion quarterback) to slot receiver. I hope Aaron Sandoval (late of Chino Hills) has a great year, but its hard enough replacing a legend after he graduates, how hard is it to replace a legend when he’s on the field with you?

The great question here is should a coach, coaching staff, move a player around on the field to get him more opportunity for a scholarship when it may hurt the overall team in the long run? Either way the best quarterback for the Red Devils when they open at Oak Hills on August 28 will be Darreon Lockett.

Oh, I’ve always been a New York Matz fan!

In the late 1990’s I had a book idea about a group of Rams fans kidnapping Georgia Frontiere and forcing her to bring the team back to Los Angeles. Then Kurt Warner led them to a title and all seemed lost.

This is really happening…The Rams are coming home! Now if we can only find a way to send the Dodgers back to Brooklyn…so I can at least see a game on TV.

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In regards to Dwyane Wade opting out of his contract, would you want him for your team? Dude’s got more mileage on him than my 2004 Avalanche.

In regards to SCOTUS have they found anything in 14th Amendment that says I have a legal obligation to watch the MLB Home Run Derby this year?

In regards to the future; “Joe, I’m telling you, you better have an alternate plan because high school football will be dead in ten years. It will not be because of injuries or fear of concussions, it will be because of government interference and it will no longer be worth it. People are already believing its not worth the effort.”—Anonymous former local football coach in an email to Joe T.

In regards to “The Mid Valley Sports Show”…It is LIVE tonight at 7:30 P.M.

In regards to Sandy Koufax…On this day in 1962 he threw his first no-hitter.

The Dude abides…

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Psalms 93:2

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