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By Joe Torosian “Why don’t you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don’t you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don’t you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?”—Oddball Kick it! Right off the Top: Does there really need to be Bring Your Dog To The Ballpark Day?
(“The TEN” is not a top ten but ten items worth being included in “The TEN”)
“Drivin’ over Kanan, singin’ to my soul There’s people out there turnin’ music into gold.”—John Stewart Kick it! Right off the Top: I lost track of the fact that July 1st is Bobby Bonilla Day…The former stiff actually collects a $1.2-million check from the New York Mets, from a deferred buyout in 1999, through 2035.
“He lasted about as long as the dessert tray at Rosie O’Donnell’s house.”—Dennis Miller Kick it! Right off the Top: SCOTUS is not a body part. It stands for Supreme Court of the United States. Therefore you can’t tear a SCOTUS. You can’t get kicked in the SCOTUS. You can’t pull a SCOTUS.
“You and I, we’re the same. Live and die, we’re the same. Hear my voice, know my name, you and I, we’re the same.” —The Avett Brothers Kick it! Oh, I’ve always been a fantasy football fan.
“Your hands build me up when I’m sinking Touch me and my troubles all fade…”—Styx Kick it!
“You say you came to Baltimore from Ole Miss A class of ’74 gold ring The eastern moon looks ready for a wet kiss To make the tide rise again, ha, ha.”—Starbuck Kick it!
“Just to think that it all began on a long-forgotten morn ‘Come in’ she said. ‘I’ll give you shelter from the storm.’”—Bob Dylan Kick it!
“Dean Meminger was quicker than 11:15 Mass at a seaside resort.”—Al McGuire Kick it! Congrats to Muir quarterback David Madrid for signing a letter of intent to play football at Central Connecticut State. Madrid, currently 6-4, 205 pounds, went 12 of 20 passing for 228 yards and two touchdowns for the Mustangs against Los Altos […]