Tag Archives: New York Mets

Fanview: August 30, 2016

By Joe Torosian “It’s the most wonderful time of the year With the helmets knocking And everyone talking you’ll be in good cheer It’s the most wonderful time of the year There’ll be coaches for roasting Sportswriters for toasting And complaining ‘bout the quarterback’s poor throws There’ll be scary locker room stories And tales of […]

Fanview: August 25, 2016

By Joe Torosian “Why don’t you knock it off with them negative waves? Why don’t you dig how beautiful it is out here? Why don’t you say something righteous and hopeful for a change?”—Oddball Kick it! Right off the Top: Does there really need to be Bring Your Dog To The Ballpark Day?

Fanview: August 18, 2016

By Joe Torosian “There’s nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you’re insightful about it.”—Dennis Miller Kick it! Right off the Top: I always tell people to take the high road…that way there’s more room for me on the low road.

Fanview: August 16, 2016

By Joe Torosian “When nothing is owed or deserved or expected And your life doesn’t change by the man that’s elected If you’re loved by someone, you’re never rejected Decide what to be and go be it”–The Avett Brothers Kick it!

The TEN: 6/17/2016

(“The Ten” is not a top ten, but ten items worth being included in The TEN)

Fanview: June 1, 2016

By Joe Torosian “So I looked at the scenery She read her magazine And the moon rose over an open field.” —Paul Simon Kick it! Right off the Top: Never thought I’d say this, but getting old isn’t so bad.

The TEN: 5/27/2016

(“The TEN” is not a top ten but ten items worth being included in “The TEN”)

Fanview: May 18, 2016

By Joe Torosian “We zip in, we pick ’em up, we zip right out again. We’re not going to Moscow. It’s Czechoslovakia. It’s like going into Wisconsin.” —John Winger Kick it! Right off the Top: Odor belting Bautista was the best punch I’ve seen thrown since Mike Tyson knocked out Alan Garner in the Villa […]

Fanview: May 5, 2016

By Joe Torosian “It was a “Jump to Conclusions” mat. You see, it would be this mat that you would put on the floor… and would have different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.” —Tom Smykowski Kick it! Right off the Top: “Wasn’t he cleared?”—MVS commenter “Anonymous”

Fanview: April 28, 2016

By Joe Torosian “Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday and you’re not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you, ‘Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays?’” —Peter Gibbons Kick it! Right off the Top: I’m a snob.